shaggyfosho

Sep. 16th, 2005

09:18 pm - i hate dis shit

well ifallofu pplout dere knew or went 2 da parties i threw at my house(da 1 on van buren) well guess wat happened 2 me when my parents got home i got fucking caught up with da drugs i used, not 2 mentionda dat shit got jacked i had 2 give all of my $ dat i made babysitting abunch of kids which was all da way up 2 357$ and shit 2 my parents and den i got my fone taken away it fucking sux well i g2g just wanted 2 update dis shit since it has been 4ever since i updatedso peace out ppl

Current Mood:

pissed off

Current Music: Asss Like Dat

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Mar. 26th, 2005

11:05 pm - My new jokes

Jokes of the day
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone. I'm married!"
Joke 2 A 60 year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?" The 60 year-old responded, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?" The 60 year-old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer." The doctor couldn't believe it! So he said, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" The 60 year-old responded again, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?" The 60 year-old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again." The doctor said, "At 106 years why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?" His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Did I say he wanted to?"

Current Mood: pissed the fuck off

Current Music: Hat It Or Love It Remix

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Mar. 15th, 2005

08:26 pm

man i need a girl in my life im getting fucking bored talking 2 all of the same people on the phone or whatever i use and no affence 2 all of my hommies and homegirls out there

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Mar. 9th, 2005

04:45 pm - the girl i like

i think i need help with the girl i like since she has a bf and 1 of my good friends likes her more then i do and i dont know if i should wait until she brakes up with her bf and let my friend go with her or just simply fight 2 go out with her and have a good relationship with her